If you’re into royal golden then this is your lucky day! Prince William decided to take a piss, and exposed his royal penis, much to the delight of the paparazzo that snapped these pictures. Yup, Prince William got caught with his pants down. No seriously, the future King of England was photographed while peeing and now of his penis are circulating on the Internet like wildfire. Some paparazzi with long-range lenses managed to get snaps of Wills taking a piss at a polo match and have posted the photos online. I bet the queen is DYING. I have been waiting 6 hours to post these candid shots because servers cannot handle the traffic load on other sites. I really don’t want to post this shit because its crashing websitesthe over. Search engines are going crazy, its like if you put together all the scandals in the history of the Internet into one. Hey ladies, this one is for you all. And all the gay dudes too… Click on pictures to enlarge.
Some lucky paparazzo got the shots of his lifetime, when he happened to stumble upon the heir to the throne, Prince William, taking an outdoor piss during a break from Polo match. I wonder how much millions he got for these photos. One thing is fore sure, some where out there a former paparazzo is driving his new Bentley. Girl, this is not a typical holding pose for us boys. Maybe Royals fingers grab differently or something like a cigar.
And now we know for sure that those rumors the United Kingdom’s Prince William and Price Harry of Wales are intact (uncircumcised penis). Because Princess Diana absolutely refused to have her sons circumcised.
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Prince William of Wales (William Arthur Philip Louis; born 21 June 1982 in London, England,) is the elder son of Prince Charles, Prince of Wales and the late Diana, Princess of Wales, and grandson of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. As such, he is second in the line of succession to 16 independent states, though he is resident and most directly involved with the United Kingdom, the oldest realm.www.GutterUncensored.com
Following his education at various schools around the United Kingdom, obtaining a university degree, and spending parts of his gap year in Chile, Belize, and countries in Africa, William enrolled in the military. He was commissioned as a lieutenant in the Blues and Royals regiment of the Household Cavalry – serving with his brother – and, two years later, earned his wings by completing pilot training at Royal Air Force College Cranwell. It was announced in 2008 that the Prince will transfer his commission to the Royal Air Force and will train as a full time pilot with the Search and Rescue Force. www.GutterUncensored.com Today, saw the return of a long lost daughter of Malaysia. A new super heroine is born.
What happened to you, and where were you all these years? Out of nowhere, you returned again to enthrall the nation with your wit. Single-handedly, you brought hope back to our BN government, and you also brought the joy and laughter back to us sober Malaysians. We missed you so much. Our country has never been the same after you left. Caught in the evil clutches of Pakatan Rakyat, our country is slowly being run to the ground.
But since your return, you’ve made the headlines again; fame has followed you, and hopefully fortune will too!!
Already on the lips of everyone, you have been called the saviour of the nation; while there are others who named you the Second Messiah.
Your message to everyone to piss on Anwar was incredible.
Kinky fans of yours salivate at the thought of Anwar lying on the ground and you squatted squarely over his face, while a fountain of whisky-colored liquid comes pouring forth. As Anwar screams, how therapeutic for the BN and how lady-like of you - our heroine - to share this secret formula of yours with the rest of the nation.
 TEMERLOH, March 4 (Bernama) -- Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin said Friday Barisan Nasional (BN) had paid businesswomanUmmi Hafilda |
'You want anti-Christ Anwar, Jews to take over?'
I cannot comprehend why people want to listen to the rantings of this 'mad' woman on the loose? Even her family members have condemned her. Being family members, they must know her character well.
you claimed Anwar sell us out to the Jews. Is it any worse than being a Malay but selling out your own race to non-Malays?
The way Ummi Hafilda ran down Anwar Ibrahim, Tok Guru Nik Aziz Nik Mat, and if I were a Muslim, I would feel very shameful if I failed to stop this 'mad' woman for insulting fellow Muslims.
Ummi said, "Kalau Nik Aziz jadi PM bukan Dr Mahathir, apa yang Nik Aziz dengan muka dia yang macam komunis Chin Peng dan serban sebakul dia boleh cakap ke Madeline Albright?" (If Nik Aziz became PM instead of Dr Mahathir, what would he be able to do, him with a face like that communist Chin Peng and that basket of a turban? Can he speak to former US state secretary Madeline Albright?)"
Ummi, you shall burn in Hell for this. I hope the Almighty will punish her for these words. She has belittled Islam. Perkasa, where are you?
There's so much filth, defamation and lies in her head that the more she talks, the more she sins. Umno is using her out of desperation. Tak ada orang lain, ke?
This shows how desperate and dirty Umno/BN is. We voters must learn to be smart and intelligent. Let Umno/BN thinks we are stupid and let us show them we are not by throwing them into the dustbin of history and voting their candidates out in the by-elections and general election.
It's our (rakyat) money which they are dishing out as BN projects for this and that during these elections. It's not BN money. Whichever party is elected to become the ruling party or government will be entrusted with our money.
Don't get confused or misled by thinking it's BN money or that only BN can give projects using our money during the elections.
Ummi, you are barking up the wrong tree. In case you have not noticed, Malaysia had long been taken over by the anti-Christ and Jews in the form of Najib Razak and Apco Worldwid
The way you socked it to poor old Tok Guru Nik Aziz, that he has the face of a communist is also hilarious. I’m sure he’s still looking at himself in the mirror right now.
And assisting BN to tell the people of the evil of Pakatan is nothing short of commendable.
Your dislike for Batman (Anwar and his trusty assistant, the Boy Wonder Robin who also happens to be your brother) and your resolve to destroy him, skin him alive for the world to see, is nothing short of a compelling novel that only you with your mighty talent can write. Readers simply cannot put it down.
Your aim in returning is to divulge all of Anwar’s secrets. Does Anwar have a lot of secrets?
Does he have a secret Bat Cave? Or is Anwar a secret agent for the Jews? Why would he want to be secret agent for the Jews when he was earning so well as a Deputy Prime Minister? Or did he have a secret lover that you found out lately?
Saying that Anwar is the most dangerous man on the planet is also really brave. If Anwar is that dangerous, you might be C4ed before you can even say ‘MEOW’. But the most scary is to say that Anwar is going to sell the country to the Jews.
If you can make our Old Man cry, it shows you have the power to move mountains. And your aim to prove Tun Mahathir and former IGP Musa Hitam’s innocence is commendable. What a big heart you have!!!
And with 50 light force police strike force to arrest you is impressive. Did they land from the air in attack helicopters, abseiling down to blow up the roof, overpowering you after a terrible fight, and shipped you off in the Black Maria (or was it the Batmobile?). When Batman was arrested, it was just a couple of Special Forces men in balaclavas. So Anwar couldn’t be as strong as you.
You also called on Malaysians to thank Musa for arresting this Batman 13 years ago, which saved this country from being sold to the Jews. So I like to say to Musa on behalf of all Malaysians: “Dear Musa, A big thank you for saving us from the Jews. Do take care and all the best.”
Your last words were PKR is People’s Piss Party. But I beg to differ. Isn’t that supposed to be initialled as PPP instead? But anyway, that’s not so important with initials, as come to think of it, I do get pissed sometimes with PKR.
The fact that you were disowned by your parents and willing to lose another brother to save this country is really heart-rending. The Nation cries for you. What a saviour. All Hail the new Super heroine ... OOO... MEE.
You are such a ravishing beauty, with jet black hair, and a smile like Mona Lisa, and a slender body that makes other famous Malaysian personalities look fat. From your photo, we can see you still have the dashing, killer looks of Cat Woman. Or was that picture taken 13 years ago?
You are one person, who does not believe in money. Money, cannot buy you. That’s why you took 13 years to exact your revenge. What did Batman do to you? Did he reject your advances? How can Batman jilt such a lovely creature? So Batman is in big trouble, for hell hath no fury, like a woman scorned.
Imagine, 13 years have gone by since we last heard of your exploits. Boy, how time flies! 13 years ago, I was as young as Saiful, and if Anwar wasn’t interested in you, I would go after you myself. But I am just an ordinary mortal while you are a superhero.
With your daring, no nonsense and open personality, I wish more Malaysian women would emulate you. With your dashing good looks, your hair flying in the wind, your confidence and your flair to save Malaysia and the world, you would be the perfect heroine.
And now together with the Godfather of Soul and the Chosen One, they have all taken the gauntlet to save Malaysia from the evil clutches of Pakatan Rakyat. You have told everyone that no matter what, you will bare all (really? ... that will be fun to watch) just so our country can be saved. And like the patriot that you are, you have declared that your Mission is all in the name of Bangsa, Agama dan Negara.
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