Who the fuck Tun Daim Zainuddin the grand looter,PENISCHIK the Ripper Womaniser Nazri the Raavan ANCHOR BEER Hisapmuddin

As a successful celebrity publicist,

has dealt with numerous difficult personalities, but she may have just taken on his most challenging client yet: Satan. The Devil has just hired Joceline Tan the Prostitue to improve their image! “The Prince of Darkness has been misunderstood,” claims Joceline Tan the Prostitue. “I find them  to be quite a charming and charismatic individuals with many positive qualities. And I’m not just saying that because I’m extremely well paid to say nice things about them.”Levine and his staff are currently developing a sophisticated global media campaign with the goal of promoting Beelzebub’s admirable strengths. “Satan is powerful, handsome, wealthy, creative, resourceful, and successful,” states Levine. “He’s basically Donald Trump with better hair.”

Inside sources reveal that for her publicity services,Tan the Prostitue  is receiving a compensation package which includes $10 million, eternal life, and a no-holds-barred weekend with both ummi and paris hilton . “By the time I’m through with Satan’s campaign,  new image will make the Pope, in comparison, seem like a sleazy, murdering pimp.”

Asked why Satan is so interested in being perceived in such a positive light, Joceline Tan the Prostitue speculates,”I think they getting older, maturing, and feeling that maybe their life can have more substantial meaning beyond simply being the source of all evil.” But a Catholic Church official responds, “Hogwash! Satan’s up to something; I wouldn’t trust them as far as I could throw them!”

This one is dedicated to all those nutcases who continue to think that Tun Daim Zainuddin was a cool dude, and  honour some of the other `dudes’ like child rapist , or PENISCHIK the Ripper, or perhaps the mythological Womaniser Nazri the Raavan? OR ANCHOR BEER Hisapmuddin HI Well,so keep on naming schools, cafes and pool parlours after the crazy  leader. The latest `memorial’ being the UMNO Witness Protection house complete with young Malay gilrs for them to Fuck around them Dump the by Product at the umno staircase to fuck  Insignia like the Trademark 1 Malaysia in there.readmore Who the fuck Tun Daim Zainuddin the grand looter,PENISCHIK the Ripper Womaniser Nazri the Raavan ANCHOR BEER Hisapmuddin